Didn't have to be admitted to psych/rehab center, since I'm not gonna kill myself and am not abusing any substances.
So what we're gonna do instead is have me go for intensive cognitive behavior therapy on an out-patient basis from 9-3 beginning next week.
Admittedly, I don't know what it all entails, but I am envisioning a black latex clad nurse with a swastika armband striking me repeatedly with a whip, and yelling:
Nurse: "Das ist ein Vipp!
Now (slap) was ist dass???"
Bill: "Ein Vipp, Ein Vipp!"
Nurse: "Ist das not ein gooter Vipp?"
Bill: "Ja das ist ein gooter Vipp!"
Bill: "Ach ja! Vipp-Vipp-Vipp!"
I wonder if her name will be (Nurse) "Diesel" or "Ratched"?
One can only hope!
Now my next job will be to get all the Hustler and Playboy mags secretly hidden under the liner of my gym bag back to their hiding place before D sees 'em!
So since the tone seems to be "whips", here's one that was recorded in Germany sometime in the 70's.