Do you think Howard Hughes might have had Alzheimer's????
There are no pictures of his late days (that I could find, anyway) but here is an artist's rendition of what he may have looked like during them:
He sure did some goofy shit during his life, didn't he?
And goofier shit toward the end of it, fer sure!
My two favorite things he invented were:
1. Jane Russells's bra:
Oh, Christ, didn't she cause "inflation" of a certain section of my pubic bones???? And I never missed the Sears & Roebuck catalog after I saw Jane!
Hamana-Hamana-HAMANA! Only guys know that sound and what it represents!
2. "The Spruce Goose":
That thing only flew for a few minutes (look it up), but he sure thought BIG, didn't he?
So that brings us to yours truly, and his "ailings".
I know some changes have already happened:
1. I forget shit
2. I no longer give a shit... and
3. I have taken a liking to foods whose names end in "A-Roni"!
I'll keep y'all posted. Just don't give me any shit, 'cause I don't take no shit, because, in the words of the late and great George Carlin, "If I gave a shit, that would mean I would have to pack shit, and I don't pack no shit, so I don't give a shit!"
And here's a little George for your edification:
Time's winding down, Chirrun. Only 5 more days.... If there's a miracle coming, let it happen soon and thanks for clicking!